
Bald Guys On The Bench
Bald Guys On The Bench
Week One NFL Showdown: Ravens' Collapse and Chargers' Triumph
Recorded September 7th, 2025
The electric atmosphere of NFL Week 1 has arrived, and with it comes the full spectrum of emotions only football can deliver. From historic collapses to statement victories, the opening weekend provided a perfect showcase of why this sport captivates millions.
Nothing exemplified the unpredictable nature of the NFL better than the Bills-Ravens showdown. Baltimore dominated for 56 minutes, with Derrick Henry racking up over 169 yards and two touchdowns while Lamar Jackson threw the ball with surprising precision. But in a twist that defied statistical probability, Buffalo engineered a comeback for the ages, overcoming a 15-point deficit in the final minutes to win despite the Ravens posting 40+ points and 235 rushing yards – a combination that had previously resulted in a perfect 277-0 record.
The drama started Thursday night when Eagles defender Jalen Carter was caught spitting on Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott before the first snap. This moment of unsportsmanlike conduct set the tone for a weekend filled with intensity and controversy. The Eagles pulled out a victory despite Carter's absence, while Dallas struggled with costly drops from star receiver CeeDee Lamb in crucial moments.
New coaching regimes showed mixed results across the league. Jim Harbaugh's Chargers surprised everyone with a pass-heavy approach against Kansas City in Brazil, with Justin Herbert silencing critics through efficient execution and improved mobility. Meanwhile, the Lions struggled mightily against the Packers, suggesting Dan Campbell's team might be feeling the effects of losing both coordinators from last season.
Quarterback storylines dominated elsewhere, with Aaron Rodgers looking sharp but taking concerning hits in his Jets return, Daniel Jones making NFL history by leading the Colts to score on every offensive possession, and Patrick Mahomes facing challenges with diminished receiving options after rookie Xavier Worthy suffered a shoulder injury.
Have questions about your team's performance or want to share your biggest Week 1 takeaway? Join the conversation and let us know what surprised you most about the NFL's opening weekend!
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Welcome to another episode of the Bald Guys on the Bench podcast, with your hosts Graham Cohen and Scott Wasco. What's up everyone?
Graham:Welcome back to another episode of the Bald Guys on the Bench. Guess what? It's week one of the NFL. Let's go baby. Scott, how you doing brother.
Scott:Dude can't believe what we just witnessed. We're getting started late. I need to grab one and crack one. I don't even know what I just saw. I mean, did I just see the Ravens aka Chargering Dude? I mean, good God, almighty, TP even just sent me back a screenshot. I sent to him. I was like dude, this shit's over. I mean, come on, they ain't the Chargers. He just literally sent it to me. I'm like god dang. I mean, has the Harbaugh brothers taking a change over here to my boy Jim, over my boy John? I mean, dude, I cannot believe it. Down 15 points and derrick henry, the dude that had a hundred thousand rushing yards, two tutties, is now going to be the reason they lost.
Graham:But wow, I'm still in shock. More in shock. What you just told me a few minutes ago, before we got on air, was hey, do you know what Buffalo's money line bet was?
Scott:Oh, dude, it was like plus 7 million down 15. I mean, the thing I'm disappointed about, I mean I told you I'm like dude, it was like plus 7 million down 15. I mean the thing I'm disappointed about. I mean I told you I'm like dude, when the Bills lose, the whole AFC East is going to be 0-1. And the Bills are like hey, hold my beer Right. Good God, almighty, dude, I mean I cannot believe that. Who can?
Graham:What a great cap to a great day of nfl football week one. Am I wrong?
Scott:I mean it started off with some drama, obviously thursday night, I mean. But before we get into that, what'd you do this weekend? I mean, I just got to tell the listeners and everybody you know I was calling you out last night because you know, we all know you don't like to wake up early, and by early we mean like 945. My guy's whining and bitching and moaning about oh, the Steelers play at 10 am and I'm like I need a text at 955 saying you're awake. And he did. I mean I'll give him credit where credit's due. I don't know what happened after that, but anyhow, how was your weekend, graham? What's going on?
Graham:I mean weekend has been I wouldn't say great, but really good College football yesterday with a lot of big matchups, nfl this weekend. Today, weather's been nice. It's not 100 degrees, it's a nice little 90 degrees out here in Vegas, just loving life. Can't be happier. What about you, brother?
Scott:Worked yesterday and watched some college football all day and preparing for a Sunday full slate of NFL action where my boys weren't playing. Didn't have to stress it, literally told Tristan, I'm like, isn't this nice? Didn't have to stress it Literally, told Chris, I'm like, isn't this nice? We don't have to stress a Chargers game today. We can just watch and stress fantasy and 7,000 parlays that Graham and I made in the last three or four nights, drunk, late night, texting and calling Facts and it was awesome and it was awesome. But you know, as always, the NFL season kicks off on Thursday night with Super Bowl champions hosting at home when they raise the banner and, you know, hosting the Cowboys and something I thought was pretty cool, sirianni and the Eagles. When they raise the banner, they stayed in the locker room. They were like that was last year, we're on to this year. The banner thing, dude, I know what you're going to say, but think about it this way the banner being unveiled is more for the fans. Okay, the ring ceremony was for the players.
Graham:Okay, the ring ceremony was for the player I. You know how you just described that. All right, fine, I'll buy that. Do I think it's complete bullshit? Me personally, absolutely. That's a stunt. They're just saying it. I mean you can believe it.
Scott:No chance, dude. No chance, no chance. They got their rings a month or so ago. The banners for the fans.
Graham:I get that, but I mean, is that a normal thing, or are they, you know, breaking the mold and doing that in?
Scott:doing that. I don't know, I don't know, I don't have an answer for that, I just liked it. I liked them doing that. But what I didn't like was my God kickoff and all of a sudden Jalen Carter's over there spitting in my boy, Dak's face. I hadn't even played a down. I mean, my guy went Hawk Tua on Dak and a little shout out to Greg, my boy from flag football. His dad was like dude, how do I patent the Dak Tua?
Graham:Shut the front door.
Scott:And the best thing was when I was on the way to work the next day, dude NBC Sports. On Sirius Radio, chris Sims and Florio were already talking about somebody already patented that night Done Dak Tua Bro, and Greg was like son of a bitch.
Graham:Well, it was worth a shot, bro, when you have people a year ago that are wearing Scotty Scheffler t-shirts literally hours after the fact, I mean it's like, come on, and by folks, if you don't know what I'm talking about. We're talking about the arrest last Going to the tournament. That's just Dude. If you ain't first, I mean if you're literally not doing it right then and there saying Like, oh, I'm not gonna watch the game, I'm gonna go fill out this patent stuff, yeah, you could have Been the first, but then you wouldn't have Watched the game. I mean, look Carter doing that. Look, I will never be the Couldn't have watched the game. I mean look Carter doing that. Look, I will never be the person that's like, oh well, my actions are okay because he did this, so it's justified if I did that. No, be a man On up to your actions.
Graham:Did Dak quote? Unquote? I mean I mean he's trying to say, oh well, I just spit anyway all the time and I just didn't want to get on him so I spit lower. It's just like you know, jalen's going to say, hey, I spit because he spit. Look, either way, it's a bad look on both of them. The fact that the refs didn't see Dak do it. I mean, they only noticed it.
Scott:Yeah, but Dak didn't spit directly on Jalen Carter, he was six yards off the goddamn line where the huddle. I mean, come on, let's be a man here. Jalen Carter, straight up, spit on him. Okay, spit on him. Yeah, like Dak was way back, let's don't even call him even here. I mean, come on bro.
Graham:First off, if you think that's six yards, we need to check your yardage book, bro, he was not six yards, whatever dude, he didn't spit on Jalen Carter.
Scott:No, jalen Carter was a foot away from Dak and spit directly on him, I agree. And look, I mean come on, completely, let's be a man. You might as well have punched him, fuck spitting. Be a man, don't be a bitch. I agree, you spit on a grown-ass man and you're an NFL player that has all kinds of bullshit in your past the reason you dropped to the Eagles and then you're going to spit on somebody, hey, and you're the best player on their fucking defense.
Graham:What do we like to say? You ain't wrong, bro, dude. I mean, the craziest part is cause and effect and this whole point of bringing this up as one it's disrespectful as all hell, but two, it's more than disrespectful.
Scott:It's called being a bitch. Yeah, what's. Would you ever spit on somebody Ever?
Graham:Ever, I mean no.
Scott:Okay, next question. Okay, next question. Would you ever spit on somebody on national television for the first night of the NFL season when they're lowering your banner because you just won the fucking Super Bowl?
Graham:I mean, no, not while I'm sober. I mean that's, but look, I completely agree with you. It was bad on him. Bad, look, it's a bad I look, I completely agree with you. It was bad on him. Bad, look, it's bad. Look for the nfl. And, trust me, roger goodell is gonna have something to say about this after the fact.
Scott:I mean it could be additional fines oh, you know what that dude can go kick rocks too.
Graham:Who said it's not even him specifically. It's the head of player personnel, isn't it? Uh? What's his name? The old uh vp of player personnel, that the dude from the Patriots way back in the day? What's his name? Troy Brown, troy Brown, wow, almost forgot that.
Scott:Oh, because the old guy that was in charge of player personnel. He was down in Tampa expensing trips to the strip club with his whole staff. Yeah, I mean, what are you trusting right now, dude? Are you kidding me? Right now, it's the NFL. All they care about is money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money. That's all they give two shits about. Why the fuck do you think they put a game in Brazil? Money? Why the fuck do you think they put a Chargers home game in brazil and I know I'm jumping the gun here and it's a home game for the chargers, oh, but let's put kermit the frog and travis swift's logo in one end zone when it's a home game for the chargers. Not one nfl international game for a home team has had both logos, because what's worth more marketing the Chiefs and Travis Swift and Taylor Swift or Justin Herbert, or now we're just going to call it tier tarts, smacking that bitch Kelsey like he's a bitch.
Scott:I mean, let's be for real. Let's call black and white, okay, it's bullshit. The NFL is all about money. Let's talk about Mahomes on his little rush. When he lowers his shoulder against my defensive back, when he fakes like he's going out of bounds. Okay, so what happens If that dude lays a finger on Kermit? The whole world goes crazy. Automatic 15-yard penalty. I'm calling the spade a spade, dude.
Scott:I'm not arguing with any of those points. All I will say, because you got no argument, no, I mean. Those are facts.
Graham:Facts got no argument. No, I mean, those are facts. Facts within any sport, people, players will do whatever they can within the quote-unquote rule book that they can get away with, whether it's unwritten or not. With that play specifically that I want to say this with the play that mahomes made, he's in a special circumstance now where how he reacts, he can bait the defender like it's too no, it's like they have to make that a penalty, like what he's doing, because he's he's tempting oh, I'm by the sideline so then the defender will ease up because they don't want to get the penalty on the rough in the passer, even though he's not. You have to, no, I. That's why I I get what you're saying.
Graham:I agree that that play, I mean it's salt on the wound, basically what it is. It's because homeboy is just like oh well, you're not gonna hit me, so I'm just gonna take a cheap. Nah, I wouldn't call it a cheap shot, but I mean it was. It was a cheap shot and it's I get it. Is that something that needs to be reviewed and changed in the rules? A hundred percent. The thing that sucks is and the reason why our panties are in a bundle about it is there's really only one quarterback that is in that type of situation and or does that, and it's Patrick Mahomes.
Scott:I mean, look at the playoff game last year against the Texans. The Texans both defenders hit each other, Didn't even hit Kermit, and they got a 15-yard personal foul.
Graham:Well, I mean, hey, just like baseball, sooner or later we. I mean, hey, just like baseball, sooner or later we I mean they're going to have to go to officiating from or not all officiating 100%, but either plays have to be I wouldn't say all plays be reviewed, but there has to be a scenario where it's just like we know we missed this, we need to make it right. I mean, it's almost the same thing with the. What was it? The Rams?
Scott:Yeah, the pass. Interference against the Saints.
Graham:Yeah. So was it the Saints or was it the Vikings? No, it was the.
Scott:Saints.
Graham:But you know what I mean. It's just like I understand playing by the rules and being as original as possible to what the rules were, but we're getting to a point now where it's just like with technology there's so many calls now that the fans can see that the refs missed. And what's going to piss us off more than that, considering that these missed calls can literally change the momentum of games.
Scott:And tonight we saw, on Sunday night football week one, the spotting of the ball right, the first time they ever did it with the technology. I like it, yeah, I like it, yeah, I like it. And tennis has done it for 10 years.
Announcer:Yeah.
Scott:And gotten it right. I like it. It was quick, it was fast, it was correct. Yeah, but back to the Eagles.
Graham:Side tangent.
Scott:Sorry, yeah Back to the Eagles side tangent, sorry, yeah, back to the Eagles. Dude, they pulled out a dub without their best defensive player. I mean it was close. I mean CD dropping three balls in the fourth quarter. And it goes back to something you and I have discussed a lot Dude CD hasn't been out there playing in preseason. He's not out there going against dudes that are going live.
Announcer:Right.
Scott:Trying to distract him. I mean, are you worried about CD? No, but week one. Those are the types of things that are going to happen dude week one just might as well have a parentheses um.
Graham:Pre-season for vets. Pre-season for the vets, because it's the first time that everyone plays. I mean heck, in my steelers game the five best players on our team on both sides of the ball didn't even play all preseason. So it's just like how do you expect guys, even being top vets, to just go back into it and be like all right, yeah, I'm just going to leave off where I left off. You know what I mean? It's just like it doesn't work that way. Practice is practice. Yeah, it can be elevated, but practice is not game. You know what I mean?
Graham:And it's not even close, and especially going against opposite opponents, it's not even close. But one thing that struck me about the game and by the game I'm talking about the Eagle game Dude when Carter went down, that changed the complete game plan for the Cowboys oh, 100%, they would have been no way Javante Williams would have had. I mean he probably could have had a touchdown, but two touchdowns and then what was it? 60 or 70, whatever his yardage was on the ground, they went in. They finished that game with their play calling almost 50-50. If Carter was in, and how they normally stopped the run, I mean it would have been more. I wouldn't say 70-30, but I mean it would have been 60-40, 65-35. So I mean it really helped Dallas in being a more balanced team. And they looked I mean it really watching that game. To me it it really. How do I say this? It really helps you understand the x's and o's of football in the sense that like it's not, like there's game plans, like certain players, if they're in the game, you have to game plan for them. You know there's certain offenses that play a certain way, there's defense to play a certain ways and if you take out the major component in someone's offense defense scheme, whatever things change and you have to adjust. And when you adjust the littlest of things, you're just like, oh, that makes a big deal. How could one player affect the game? Well, that happened, yeah, it was. Um, well, uh, that happened. So yeah, it was.
Graham:I mean, look, the one thing that I enjoyed about the game, that cowboy offense. It can score. You know they, they have a chance, they could run the ball. I mean, dac's gonna be slinging it. If he stays healthy, dac's for 4,000 yards, he's gonna have 30 plus touchdowns. And look, cd on the one side, picket Pickens on the other side, Pickens.
Graham:Look, I mean, look as a, as a sealer fan, am I glad that he's gone? Yes and no, I mean the attitude on the field stuff, off the field stuff, it is what it is. But there was a couple plays that I watched him and I'm just like, yeah, that's the same stupid shit that he was pulling here in Pittsburgh. Thank God he's gone. And then it's always the one or two plays that he makes a miraculous catch and you're just like who the bleep is this guy? So it's just, you know they got playmakers. So it's just, you know they got playmakers. Do? I think the Cowboys I mean, the Cowboys are not a playoff team, but they're a team that they'll fight to the end. They'll make it a game for a lot of teams and they're just going to, you know, they could be spoiler alert for a lot of teams, especially within the division. So I'm kind of curious to see how that goes, and mainly because you and I have some of those players on our fantasy team.
Graham:So, let's go deck. Let's go CD. So if it's going to be a shootout, let's go.
Scott:I don't disagree. I mean I couldn't. I just I don't know. I'm still flabbergasted man with that game we just watched. I don't even. I'm still flabbergasted man with that game we just watched. I don't even know what to say. I just saw a stat. I mean I'm just going to throw it out there real quick before we jump into the Chargers Teams with 40-plus points and 235 rushing yards in a game were 277 and oh, until tonight.
Graham:Hey, you know what Chris Berman says. Yeah, no one circles the wagon like the Buffalo bills. And let me tell you, I mean, dude, the look on Josh Allen's face, because I mean, dude, all the chance going back and forth MVP when Allen was doing good and then MVP when Lamar was doing good. Because I mean, dude, all the chance going back and forth MVP when Allen was doing good and then MVP when Lamar was doing good. I mean you could feel the intensity in that game and it's just like, towards the end, towards the end of the third, start of the fourth, you could tell Allen was just like oh man, come on, I need to do something to get my team back in it. And look, as we already said, it is absolutely amazing. And look, people are going to do it. I hate to say that it's justified, but to I wouldn't say justified.
Scott:But you can't blame Henry.
Graham:Yeah, exactly that's what I'm saying, because, look, I mean no chance, they still took the ball down the field twice, scored two touchdowns, like things had to go, multiple things. So it's just like you know what I mean. Like that argument oh, it's Henry's fault. Get the bleep out of here.
Scott:I mean Exactly, I don't even know. Insane. I just can't even believe it. I mean, when you watch lamar run around scramble which should have been a sack loss for 30 yards, he gets the first down and the very next play henry goes whatever for a tutty over, nope, not over. And I love josh allen in his post game interview calling out the fans that left Love it, yeah, love it, dude, Love it. But I mean, and what was the last home opener at this stadium? Right Next year they open up a new stadium.
Graham:That part of it is more interesting to me, be honest.
Scott:I mean look if you look I mean they're down 15 points bro, with four minutes and five seconds left so let me ask you a question back when you had season tickets at qualcomm.
Scott:If you're down 15 points of four minutes left, you're not trying to beat the traffic I knew you were gonna to ask that question, I mean, and I already had it prepared, because Kristen and I always talk about this. No, I never left in that situation, but I did leave on a Sunday night football game when we were hosting the Colts, the night that Cromartie made that insane interception on Peyton. Yeah, the night, the night Cromartie, I think, picked him off three times the opening kickoff. Little Sprolesy took it to the house, held him three and out. Punt Sproles took it to the house. Well, back then, and there Vinatieri was their kicker and literally the Colts got the last first down. There was 20 seconds left. We're down two and I'm like I'm out. We call it a timeout. And I will never forget being in the parking lot running around in circles when Vinatieri missed like a 27-yard field goal.
Graham:Which is, by the way, unheard of.
Scott:So yes, I have left the stadium. So, yes, I have left the stadium. But I will say, running around in the parking lot with everybody else that left was fun as shit, but just throwing that out there I, but I get it.
Graham:Dude the bills mafia tonight.
Scott:Dude that the party in the parking lot right now in the streets oh, dude, if you're a table in the city of buffalo, I feel sorry for you tonight. I mean, home depot, prop home depot probably stayed open late until 2 am so dudes could just go buy tables to jump through Love it. Just throwing that out there, I mean, I don't know. Good for them, yeah, good for them.
Graham:I agree F you Baltimore.
Scott:I mean, I'm just going to throw this out there, though Baltimore looked like a team on a mission for the entire game until there was four minutes left.
Graham:And what looked different compared to last year.
Scott:He was passing the ball. Well yeah, he was throwing it.
Graham:I think he only had two incompletions until the start of the fourth.
Scott:Dude. And how about my boy Hopkins grab on his first target in Baltimore?
Graham:What'd you say last night?
Scott:What did I tell you? What did I tell you? As soon as I saw that catch, I'm like, oh my God, it's happening, this is happening. As I saw that catch, I'm like, oh my god, it's happening, this is happening. I'm like Hopkins is going to have a game and every free agent, waiver, wire pickup and fab budget everybody's going to spend their entire wad on Hopkins and he's toast for the rest of the year.
Graham:His only target, by the way, unbelievable. I just I mean look, allen, both of them, they distributed the ball pretty well. I don't think Mark Andrews had that decent of a game. But I mean, look when you're running the ball with Derrick Henry so well, lamar is running it so well. I think it's finally time Maybe not, I don't know I it might be time for me to start eating a little crow when it comes down to uh andrews had.
Scott:Andrews had one catch for five yards. All right, uh was only targeted once eat some crow with zay Flowers.
Graham:I've just never been that high on him. I mean he has gotten better, but he hasn't really established himself as the legit number one Folks. He's the number one, rashad Bateman. Bye-bye.
Scott:Keep saying that.
Graham:Or not. Okay, be a number one this week, be the number three, that's the thing With the Ravens.
Scott:They're not Gonna be that team that has the number one Exactly, it's gonna be the hot dude of the week. I mean, like you and I have debated because of fantasy. I mean Bateman had what nine tutties last year.
Graham:And I told you, there's only two players on Baltimore that I would ever draft Derrick Henry and Lamar. That's it. Just because you know what you're getting.
Scott:Flowers had seven for 143 tonight.
Graham:Oh, that's not bad.
Scott:Yeah, thanks, Chargers. Chargers took Quentin Johnson but hey how about my boy Quentin Johnson? The other night, Friday Night Football live and direct from Brazil, my boy QJ said all right, quit hating on me. Yeah, I couldn't catch a beach ball on the beach the last three years, but hey, I'm going to dominate tonight.
Graham:I'm so glad that we record this, because now I can save this clip for later, whenever you got something to say about it. I'm like hey, beep play hey can't hate? No, you absolutely cannot and honestly a I wouldn't say it's a great transition. But the thing is this look to a lot of people it may not look sexy, but the chargers wide receiver room it doesn't which everybody blasted it.
Graham:It doesn't make sense, but it is working for that offense. What, McConkie does I mean? Look, as you texted me the other night. Third, and Keenan is back. It's like he never left.
Scott:How many third down conversions?
Graham:That's what I'm saying.
Scott:Did my boy To have that. I mean, you and I did an emergency show the night he was traded. Yeah, okay, and he's back.
Graham:So we should do a resurrection.
Scott:And it looks like he never left. No, the beginning of the game. Kermit gets the ball first, they go three and out, we get the ball. Kermit gets the ball first, they go three and out, we get the ball. And the announcers are all oh, the chargers, heavy run offense. You know, hardball loves to run the ball. Duh, you know why do we pick up nazi, why do we take hampton in the first round? Because we're going to run the shit out of the ball, dude. Did you see the beginning of the game? Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass.
Graham:Oh, and you saw that coming.
Scott:Not a chance dude. Exactly, and neither did Everyone else. What's his nuts? Spagnolio, one of the greatest defensive coordinators in the history of the NFL, agreed. They did not see it. Yeah, and I'm just like what in the holy shit is happening right now? What was the number one thing all chargers fans, myself included, bitched about last year in the playoffs? Herbert didn't run. Uh, what did we see the other night? You know, a lot of herbert running dude and I was.
Graham:I also was gonna say I think also extra credit needs to go out to the offensive line. I mean losing slater and to still look as great as they did. I mean, yeah, that's a, that's a golf clap. I mean, look, I mean being lucky I want to say lucky, but having the affordability to take your right tackle joel, who was all I mean a stud at Michigan, and be like oh hey, could you go back to the left.
Scott:No, oh, slap yourself in the face. He was not at Michigan. Notre Dame oh, yeah, yeah, please don't ever compare Michigan and Notre Dame together, ever again. Thank you. Yeah, you're right, notre Dame Okay, but you're a. Notre Dame is a junior school. Yeah, okay, but you're 100% right.
Scott:Dude, that was amazing to just plug and play all to left tackle. I mean, he gave up no pressures. But Becton, the biggest free agent we signed at right guard, it comes out Friday morning that he's sick as shit and he might not play and I'm like, oh my god, here we fucking go. He ended up playing, played well, he got, got some time off in the game and came in and out. But, dude, it was awesome. The o-line herbert got sacked four times. You know is what it is is, but they played well and when it happened in the game they did what they had to do. Facts Hampton had a good first game as a rookie. Yeah, running out of balance at the end of the second half, rookie mistake. But did you see who was on the sideline talking to my boy, hampton, after that? Beast mode, I mean, get my guy some Skittles. Thanks, marshawn. I mean that was awesome.
Graham:For not practicing in the preseason or in training camp. Najee didn't look bad either, For the little bit that he was in.
Scott:Yeah, he didn't get many carries, no, but we knew that was going to happen.
Graham:No, but there was plays in that you could tell he was in just for pass blocking.
Scott:Yes, 100%, 100%. But I'm just going to go out before the game. Everybody's sending me this Ryan Clark bullshit, calling out Herbert and this and that, saying he's not a real quarterback, and this, and that I mean Ryan Clark, you know, like the thing I sent you. I mean, come on, guy Harbaugh even called him out. Harbaugh was like Ryan Clark says Herbert hasn't won anything, and Harbaugh was like Ryan Clark says Herbert hasn't won anything. That's rich, coming from a guy whose biggest claim to fame is riding shotgun on a defense that Troy Palomaro and James Harrison drove Justin's out here carrying a franchise. You're carrying a microphone and I'm just going to throw this out there too. Hey, ryan clark, remember that time lt stiff-armed you when you were with the redskins in overtime and took it to the house? Yeah, shut up, bro. I mean, you're on a microphone. You think you're cool. I know you gotta say shit to get views on your social media and this and that I I mean, whatever, dude, nobody cares, you're irrelevant, nobody gives a shit, nobody, nobody.
Graham:Well, I mean, there are unfortunately hundreds of thousands of people that listen to him, but I understand where you're coming from.
Scott:He's trying to make himself sound irrelevant. Graham, you know that it's what these dudes do, I mean I don't know.
Graham:If there wasn't hot takes, there'd be no reason to watch these guys. I mean, if you think about it, what's the point of watching first take? Get up all the stuff that you see on ESPN. It's all bullshit, it really is, of course it is.
Scott:Anyhow, dude, let's go back real quick to the start of the Chargers-Chiefs game. Kelsey running into Xavier Worthy and Worthy out, okay, dislocated shoulder, who knows how long he's going to be out for Something. I saw that I was like, wow, shannon Sharp man, I ain't never run into one of my own players.
Graham:That dude don't have a clue what's going on.
Scott:Shut the front door. I mean Okay, why are we?
Graham:shutting the door. Accidents happen all the time. My point is you can't control what another person is doing if they're not looking at you. If you're expecting him to go a certain way and he goes the opposite, how is that his fault?
Scott:I'm just throwing it out there.
Graham:I get what you're saying, and I'm not saying I defend him, I'm just saying what are the chances that that happens? I mean, look, they're called rub place for a reason. Right, pick plays, I get it, but you don't see that usually in an instance where you hit a guy and oh hey, by the way, you just have shoulder issues. Now that's huge. They're already out another five more games with rice. Now they don't have worthy and they don't know when he's coming back, right. So now all you got is hollywood brown, kelsey, some other guy that I can't think of right now. Uh, and then they're running backs.
Graham:I like dude it's an uphill battle and scott, since you're the AFC West guy, when was the last time that the Kansas City Chiefs were in sole possession of fourth place in the AFC West? I have no idea, couldn't tell you. It's been a hot hot minute?
Scott:Couldn't tell you. But what I will tell you is, dude, by the time Rice comes back, looking at the Chiefs schedule, they could be two and four. Yeah, I mean, they got the Eagles at home next week and they're underdogs.
Announcer:Right, does that surprise?
Scott:you At home, yeah, but no, looking at the offensive weapons.
Graham:Bro, with the mystique of the Chiefs and how, oh, things just always bounce their way. I get it. But I mean we're talking about the defending champs who are still at the same level, I mean, well, almost the same level. Who are still at the same level, I mean, well, almost the same level.
Graham:They're, they're young they're younger at defense, I mean you could tell that they weren't at their peak performance. Granted, look, it's still week one, people, it's week one, yeah. So I? I mean, look, we always say, you know, the chiefs always get the benefit of the doubt. I don't think the benefit of the doubt is going to help the Chiefs. I don't either. Either Hurts goes down, and we don't want that to happen, especially to me for fantasy. But I'm just saying Sometimes, when you line up, hey, today ain't going to be our week, and for a team that it's usually their week, it wasn't in the Super Bowl and it ain't going to be our week and for for a team that it's usually their week it was, it wasn't in the super bowl and it ain't going to be in week two.
Scott:Yeah, like it wasn't week one either. But before we switch topics, I'm just going to throw this out there because I thought this was pretty awesome. As everybody knows out there, I'm a michigan fan and everybody said michigan was stealing signs and this and that with mentor and harbaugh. And I saw this the other night and I was like, oh, this is perfect, you had mentor literally make kermit and one of the best play callers in the history of the nfl, andy reed, look confused. The other night, uh, no sign stealing the other night. Huh, exactly, exactly, but that's because they hid the guy.
Graham:Bro, he's MIA Okay.
Scott:Okay, okay, yeah, but anyhow, it was weird to go to work on a Saturday yesterday and be extremely hung over and a victory Saturday, dude, it was super weird but it was awesome. Love that first dub. And you know, onto NFL Sunday, our next games against the Raiders next week, monday night, latest shit, east Coast time. Appreciate it, nfl, but let's jump right into your Steelers playing the Jets. And you know, I know you're all fired up and I'm going to rain on your parade a little bit and you're going to be bitter at me. I mean, last night I did tell you you were going to lose and it looked early in that game like you were going to lose. Oh, you were, dude, shut up, don't act. Like you were all confident. You were shitting bricks and butt puckering like nobody ever Dude Rodgers comes out had four tutties. I'm going to give you my take and then you can go.
Announcer:No, please go ahead.
Scott:And I was like let's go. Offense looked good. It looked like they were spreading the ball around. They weren't like being vanilla, like they have been Right, you know, they got a quarterback who can actually move in the pocket. But all I'm going to say is this he got drilled, dude. He got sacked four times and they weren't grabbing homeboy's ankle. He got hit hard, yeah, and that was the thing. I'm like, oh my God. I mean, Boswell hitting the 60-yarder to win was sick. The pass that bounced off 17 different players and then I forget who ended up catching it. You know grabbed it, that was sick. But, dude, that O-line Ramsey's tackled it in the game on the fourth down play, it was sick. But, dude, the way Rodgers got hit. I was like, yeah, you beat the Jets. Okay, Like you said earlier, the Jets have a great defense, but I don't know, it's week one. Hey, you can't do better than 1-0, right, it's week one.
Graham:No, no, look, All I'm saying is they better protect old man Rodgers. The excitement of what everything has culminated from the beginning of the draft, the off season, the signings, you know preseason, and now, finally, week one. We can actually see the product on the field. I can see what Rogers is going to do. I can see what DK is going to do. I can see what Ramsey is going to do. Look, did it live up to what I expected? I mean, I wasn't expecting gangbusters out the first week, no, but was I happy with the performance? 100% Was my as the quote likes to say, my panties in a bundle, the whole game, absolutely. You know me, scott, I'm the most nervous Nelly person watching the superstitious everything. I mean that game.
Scott:Oh, timeout. Wait what You're talking to? A dude that bet the Chiefs before they hit the field goal at the end of the first half money line. Okay, I was Debbie Downer. I'm like no effing way we're winning this game.
Graham:Well, I mean, it wasn't like I was Debbie Downer about the game. It's just like look, let's call a spade a spade. Even the announcers vaguely said something about it. There's points in that game earlier today for the Steelers where the Steelers organizational brass was like oh, points in that in that game earlier today for the sealers where the steelers, you know, organizational brass was like oh, maybe we should have signed justin fields or we would have if this is best game ever that was by far the best game he's ever played.
Graham:Hands down, he looked crisp, throwing the ball, like he was decisive on the throws that he wanted to make. He wasn't hesitating. We all know he can run. I mean that bootleg for the touchdown that he got the third or fourth whenever it was. It's just like all right, like we get it all right.
Scott:It is what it is talking about talking about brass and organization not to cut you off how bad do you think the Miami Dolphins felt today? I mean, that's Ramsey making a tackle, johnnie Smith making a catch, xavier Worthy.
Graham:You know, when it comes to Miami, I'm just chalking it up to, they're in Miami. Can we call them the worst team in football? Now, talking it up to, they're in Miami, you think?
Scott:can we call them the worst team in football now?
Graham:I mean sound, signed, sealed and delivered, Like if you live in Miami, like who cares? Like that. Like if you're a dolphins fan, like you're only showing up to the game If you're winning, like what they're going to do at their, at their home game next week. I'm shocked. What's the fan level going to be at? That's a whole other thing. We'll get into that in a second. Let's backtrack here a second.
Scott:Before you keep on going, remind me to bring this up, because the Texans, dude, I told you might be in that category with Miami, the Saints.
Graham:Anyhow, continue, continue on this deal real quick when you had a shit offensive line last year. And then you lose your all-pro left tackle what do you think's gonna happen? Oh year. And then you lose your all pro left tackle what do you think is going to happen? Oh, and then you're starting running back as Nick Chubb in his seventh year in the league.
Scott:Dude, and you only target Nico five times.
Graham:No, yeah, no. Look, the Rams have a good defense. We'll get into that in a second. We'll get into that. Back to the Steelers, the Jets. Everyone has this notion that what happened in the past is what happens in the present. Right, it's the same old Jets, the same old for every team. Right, they have to see it with their own eyes from a new coach. The young quarterback, garrett Wilson, looked good. I mean Brees Hall, he did Pretty good, right. And look, they are a great defensive team. I mean Quentin Williams, is he any good? I mean first team, all pro Destroying against on the same side.
Graham:That, hey, the guy we spent our first round pick, you know Broderick Jones. Was I happy with his performance? Happy is not the word that I would use. I would say I was, was okay with it. There was times that I was just like all right, good, I'm, I'm, I'll go with that. Then there was other times where I'm just like, oh man, like there's no way we're resigning you and it's just it. But, just like I said, they have a great, they have players, and it's. It's tough when you're used to being labeled a bad team even though you have good players. That now a new coaching system. A new aura for the team is just like, hey, these guys can be good and the thing that makes me happiest the most about it is seeing how well they played. That over six and a half is looking is making me feel real, real good for a Jets wins. I think I got it was either six and a half, five and a half, I don't remember, but you had Jets winning more games in this.
Graham:No, that's with Andy. I still took the Jets. I have wins but yeah, look, fields looked good.
Scott:To be honest, dude, dude, I was just looking it up as you're talking. Pittsburgh should have lost the game. Fields was passing yards 218,.
Graham:Had one touchdown had 12 rushes for 48 and two touchdowns. I mean that kind of sounds like that guy in Washington, or that kind of sounds like that guy in Washington or that kind of sounds like, you know, that guy in Baltimore kind of sounds like.
Scott:I mean, I mean Brees all had 19 carries for a hundred.
Graham:Yeah, I thought he had more than that, but yeah, like they. I mean, look, they looked good and it's just like look, iron sharpens, iron Like it. It was a great matchup and look, it came down to that special teams play towards the end of the fourth.
Scott:Oh, when they muffed the punt. Is that what it?
Graham:wasn't a muff. The defender hit it out of his hand and basically that guy he's not the original kick returner. Their original kick returner was hurt, so like he was filling in that day, so he's not used to. I mean not that he hasn't done it before, but you know, they just asked how you can do this today for us type of situation and like look if we didn't have that and then get that touchdown right away and then come back like dude.
Scott:We were down trust me, y'all scored 14 points in 50 seconds that's what I'm saying, like and one by two exactly.
Graham:There was a point we were down by double digits and I was like, yeah, something needs to, needs to happen. And it's just like, look, everyone's like, oh, pittsburgh defense, pittsburgh defense. Like, look, the one thing that I will say we lost a few players on defense. That people whether they are paying attention, no, not. But like our free safety, that we gave money to Deshaun Elliott, he went out in the third. He hurt his knee. I don't know how long that's going to be. That could be a couple of weeks, it could not be, who knows. And then JPJ went down.
Graham:I think they just held them up, because that was another one of those things where I think it was just like a cramping situation, like just not being used to getting back into gameplay type of situation. But it's just like, dude, to lose your quote unquote number one corner and then to lose your quote unquote number one safety and have the ability to have Jalen Ramsey be flexible in his defensive coverages, to move positions. Love, love, love, love. Mika Fitzpatrick, bro, you the homie, what you did for us the last six years, you're the best. But the plays that ramsey made, it's just like man. We couldn't have afforded him a couple of years ago, but like dude, where he's at now, if he could say like this brah, I ain't, ain't mad. Like you know, the defense started down and up. I just a lot of positivity after this game.
Scott:Yeah, of course, week one you overwhelmed, it was. You were in a dog fight and you won. Yeah, like I say, you can't do better than 1-0 in week one. Exactly, I mean, dude, real quick. Better than more to know in week one?
Scott:Exactly, I mean but real, real quick, I got to throw something that we were just talking about, dude, derek Henry tonight had more rushing yards today than B Jean Gibbs, gentry, a chain and Connor combined. Yeah, I just saw that as we were talking. That's insane. Yeah, speaking of insane, you know real quick Saints, who everybody picked as the worst team in the league. Dude, they had a chance to win that game today If Homeboy holds onto that ball.
Graham:I'm not going to lie, I was pretty nervous.
Scott:Yeah, I mean they could have won that game. Let's throw it to Tampa playing Atlanta. I mean Igbuka, yeah, how about a first game? Igbuka, yeah, how about a first game and Igbuka's a great—.
Graham:Does that surprise you?
Scott:Not really, but everybody's saying Igbuka had the better game. Go back and look at his second touchdown reception. Look where Baker threw that ball. Oh well, oh my God, yeah, no, I agree, I agree. Oh my God, look where Baker threw that ball. Oh my god, yeah, no, I agree.
Graham:I agree.
Scott:Oh my god.
Graham:I mean. But to be fair, baker I mean two of his three touchdowns Were in the fourth quarter. I mean he wasn't.
Announcer:It wasn't real sexy.
Graham:I think he had like 150 yards passing Halfway into the fourth, like it wasn't great With what they were doing. But I mean, look, divisional game yeah week they're always close and look missed field goals and missed extra points people dude the story of the day.
Scott:I mean, how big was that missed extra point from Baltimore.
Graham:Yeah, dude, the extra point in that game that we were just talking about, the Falcons and Tampa he misses the extra points which would have put them up for gives the Falcons a chance to take it down the field, they take it down the field and then your boy I don't want to butcher his name, but Ling, whatever. Who ho whatever?
Scott:Yeah, so Winkoo sucked a big old fat, you know what, when he was with the.
Graham:Chargers, yeah, whatever his name is.
Scott:And then he goes to the Falcons and then whatever.
Graham:Yeah, he was a pro bowler last year, but look, took him right down the field, had a 30-yard. What was it? A 35-yarder Ride, right? So it's just like look things in life happen for a reason. It was like oh, I can't believe you missed it. I'm like bro, you shouldn't have been in that position anyway.
Scott:Dude, let's talk. Cleveland Bengals the Browns missed two field goals goals.
Graham:The browns missed two field goals if it wasn't for one of my parlays, which was the only part well technically the only parlay in my early games. That and by early I mean the first and second games uh, out of my 10, 10 bets, the only thing that hit. And, to be honest, do I sacrifice the money which wasn't? I mean it was a decent amount, but do I sacrifice the money which wasn't? I mean it was a decent amount, but do I sacrifice the money Like dude? Do you know how many people had the Bengals in fantasy? I mean, it would be the same thing as it was last year.
Scott:You mean survivor.
Graham:Sorry, yeah, and survivor Like yeah, ridiculous.
Announcer:Yeah.
Graham:It kind of would have been a good thing, but it's just like I still wanted them to win Dude the way they looked in preseason. The Bengals like what, like dude. Jamar Chase, I thought you were the best player in the league. What happened, I mean?
Scott:look what do you get you in fantasy? 4.8 points. Is that any good that ain't happening.
Graham:No, look week one. I get it, it is what it is. And look divisional games. It means something. That's why I kind of like this year with how they did the schedule. A lot of teams have a lot of divisional games in the beginning of the season and then at the end of the season and they leave the meet.
Scott:I like that. But I was talking to my boy the other day Broncos fan, my old Callaway rep, and we were chatting about it. Dude, I don't like the early divisional games and I don't like the late divisional games.
Graham:Late, I do.
Scott:Because, yeah, dude, look at Washington plays the Eagles the last week of the season. That game might not even mean anything.
Announcer:Yeah.
Scott:I think divisional games should be October and November november.
Graham:Okay, if you want to go by that notion. Uh, did you think a 15 and 3 or a 15 and 2 team? Last year with the 14 and 2 team, you know, with the lions and the vikings? Last year you didn't think that was going to be worth anything. And then look how that season went, and then it was but that's my point. I mean, like I like what the concept is.
Scott:It pays off randomly.
Graham:Yes, but I think it's more positive.
Scott:This early in the season, like the chargers opening up with the chiefs. Really, next week we play the Raiders, the week after that we play the Raiders, the week after that we play the.
Graham:Broncos yeah, and you could be 3-0.
Scott:We could, but I would rather I don't know. Anyhow, I don't know.
Announcer:No, I get it, I get it.
Scott:I'm just going to say this, dude, we're 50-some minutes into this episode and I can't believe I'm about to say this. And I told you last night I wanted to change my pick at survivor to this team, and that team is the Colts and that team's quarterback, daniel Jones, did something today that has never been done in the history of the NFL.
Graham:Danny Dimes.
Scott:And we talked about it last week. Change of scenery Worked for Baker, worked for Sam Darnold. It's worked for other players.
Announcer:I agree.
Scott:Danny Dimes is the only quarterback in the history of the NFL to lead a scoring drive on every single drive of the game. What and how many people out there in fantasy football are going out there right now trying to grab Danny Dimes? 40%. All I'm going to say is this Anthony Richardson, sell your condo, bro, you don't.
Graham:Let me ask you a question. Should we have spent more than $10 on Michael Pittman?
Scott:Did he even play today? I don't even know if he played today.
Graham:Yeah, he had like 20 points in fantasy. Okay, yeah, he had like maybe not 20, but he was like six for 70 in a touchdown.
Scott:Remember last week when I picked the Jaguars to win the South. Yeah, hey they look. And you took the Texans too, yeah.
Graham:Well, we can forget about those parlay division winner bets. Bye-bye, Dude.
Scott:I just. I mean, the Texans were awful.
Graham:Hey, if you want to continue, I mean, I don't want to say awful, but if you want to continue this, you know, speak. There's really only one other game to talk about Dude, the Lions and the Packers. If I would have told you.
Scott:Dude, I told you that shit. We talked about it last week episode. I told you and you remember it the Lions were taking a step back. You lose your offensive coordinator. You lose your defensive coordinator. You lose your defensive coordinator. Look at the Eagles a couple years ago, when they won the Super Bowl and they lost both. How did they do the following year? Not very good. The Lions looked clueless. To not score a touchdown Dan Campbell looked like the reincarnation of fucking Anthony Lynn.
Graham:Okay, but I like Dan Campbell looked like the reincarnation of fucking Anthony Lynn. Oh Okay, but I like Dan Campbell?
Scott:Yeah, I do too.
Graham:But you know what Dude?
Scott:they couldn't score a touchdown. They did because that last play was the end.
Graham:It was garbage time. I'm not counting that, I'm not counting that.
Scott:Yeah, dude. And the craziest thing was Jacobs was quiet time. I'm not counting that, that, dude. I'm not counting that, yeah, dude. And the craziest thing was Jacobs was quiet early. Yeah the Lions.
Graham:Ooh man, our boy Badger, he's all fired up, he's got a Woody the size of Texas right now, after what they did, can make up for his anger at the start of the day.
Scott:Jesus, I don't even want to get into that, but yeah, dude Packers Looked tough.
Graham:Well balanced. I'll give him credit. Michael Parsons played a few snaps, nothing crazy. Had his first sack Looked pretty good. Look, there's only one way for them, and that's up.
Scott:Dude. The Packers host the Redskins on Thursday.
Graham:Ooh, that's going to be an interesting game. Yeah, that's going to be a very interesting game I'm excited about that.
Scott:Yeah, thursday night Dude Commanders looked pretty decent today they did For a team that played in the NFC Championship. They were a little slow and sluggish. Audrey was like, oh, I'm not very happy about today. She went to the game but the tutty that Debo had on the reverse was sick. The 100% reason they got Debo. Of course you know he looked great. But I mean it's year two, right for Jaden, year two for Bo Nix, year two for Drake May Year. We'll call it 1.0 for McCarthy making his first start tomorrow night. But dude, drake May getting beat by the Raiders. They look clueless dude, I don't know.
Graham:See, that's why you can't take momentum from a previous year. When you have different coaching regimes, people are like, oh, they're going to be so much better and they're going to add from last year and this and that. And to be honest, I think a lot of people are drinking that Kool-Aid and people look when you have an opinion, or should I say when you have a longstanding opinion about someone or something, it's hard for you to change your mind until you see your mind being changed, am I right?
Scott:Dude, and something I forgot to bring up. Yeah, you do realize we won our parlay, with Williams from the Cowboys rushing yards the other night and Jaden Daniels rushing yards today.
Announcer:Yeah.
Scott:Yeah, yeah. And how about Corey Crosby? Merit 10 for 82 and a tutty yeah number four on their depth chart yeah, I thought rodriguez was gonna get in there, but I guess not he didn't even get a carry thanks, fantasy people eckler was 6 for 26 and then had 3 receptions for 31. Debo had 1 rushing attempt for 19 yards, which was that touchdown I was talking to you about. Then he had 7 receptions for 77 yards. He killed my boy, scary Terry. What the fuck, debo?
Graham:I need some bright spot in my wide receivers in our fantasy league because I mean God bless when you have Waddle and Stefan Diggs.
Scott:What did he do today? I'm not being an ass, I'm just asking.
Graham:I have no idea how. About a whole lot of nothing? He gave me four points.
Announcer:So yeah, yeah nothing.
Graham:Oh no, I lied Wow, wow. I'm sorry, guys, that's not what I meant to say. He gave me 11, actually, so I can't be upset. Six for 57. I mean look as a wide receiver too. I'll take 11 points yeah.
Graham:I prefer 15, but I'll take 11 and a half. I mean, look, what we thought was especially for our survivor picks, what we thought was signed, sealed and delivered like no hesitation, not even worrying about it. Denver hosting the titans. What I mean, dude I? I know you're gonna say second year rust or not rust, but second year follies.
Scott:I know you're gonna like they, just well, no I'm just gonna say this it's a good thing tenn Tennessee couldn't do anything on offense.
Announcer:Oh yeah.
Graham:Because, no, you're right.
Scott:Because Denver gave it up late. I mean, it was fourth and what?
Graham:I know.
Scott:At the end of the game, I know, and they go for it and throw an incomplete pass and stop the clock. Knicks turned it over on a fumble and then had an interception. I mean, the hardest thing that I had to do today was pull for Denver because of a couple parlays to win and for a survivor entry that you and I mutually are in. I mean, did I want him to lose? A hundred percent? I like my bank account better. But I was like, are you shitting me? Right now? They look awful.
Graham:You ain't wrong, you ain't wrong.
Scott:I mean I will say JK Dobbins looked pretty good for him, he looked solid. But Bo Nix, I mean let's everybody pump the brakes on my guy's second season.
Graham:Yeah, no, I agree, I mean.
Scott:So best thing is like we always talk. Your Steelers won, my Chargers won, Our Survivor picks won. Who's got it better than us?
Graham:Hey, to quote the man, nobody, I mean, what do I say? Look, compared to last year, the order has changed. Real team football first, bets second, and I'll throw Survivor in there as well. Um then fantasy, yeah, at this point I'm like who cares? And plus, folks, it's fantasy, it's week one like all you. Yeah, in fantasy, if you haven't figured out that you want to be good at the end of the season, you want to go on your winning streak at the end of the season, all you have to do is make the playoffs, whether it's fantasy or in real, for any team, get hot at the right time and that's all that matters. I mean, dude, I've made the playoffs going, oh, and four, multiple times. So what losing this week am? I bummed, absolutely. But you know, some of that being bummed is because when you make bad draft decisions, you got to take with what happens. So it just is what it is.
Scott:It is what it is, dude. I mean, you guys have your home opener next week against Seattle. That's going to be a tough one, and Seattle looked good today until they didn't. Yeah, I know, and we play the Raiders in Vegas.
Graham:I might try to go, I mean it's week two, let's go.
Scott:You know you can't go 2-0 unless you go 1-0. Facts, facts, and that's all that matters bro.
Graham:So let's just finish it up with two things and very quick and easy, who you got tomorrow night.
Scott:Vikings and bears. Yeah, I mean fingernails versus McCarthy.
Graham:Do you think it'll be a good game for it? Let's go with that.
Scott:Yes, okay, a hundred percent.
Graham:Let's I mean all right.
Scott:I think it will be a good game. I don't know which side I mean. The Bears added some pieces. They bolstered their offensive line.
Graham:McCarthy has to prove it. You can have all the weapons around you.
Scott:Dude, the space cadet from the University of Tennessee, what's the guy's name? The dude I hung out with in Florida Jobs. I mean he was throwing dimes to Jefferson. If Josh Dobbs can throw dimes to Jefferson.
Graham:I get it, I get it.
Scott:I don't know, I don't know. No, I feel you, I'm going to go out on a limb. I'm going to go out on a limb, I'm going to go out on a limb. The game's in Chicago.
Announcer:I believe it is.
Scott:I believe it is Vikings get the dub Wow.
Graham:I'm going to go contraire. I'm going to take the Bears. I'm going to take the Bears.
Scott:You probably paint your fingernails too, so what hey Hell of a week one?
Announcer:You probably paint your fingernails too so.
Graham:Hey, hell of a week. One can be more excited. Just football is back, baby.
Scott:It's the most wonderful time of the year, especially Nevermind Graham, get us out of here. It was year. Especially never mind Graham, get us out of here. It was fun, it was a blast.
Graham:Scott, it's always a pleasure doing the podcast with you. I had a blast and I can't wait for next week because you forgot to take your shot, so you're doing two next week. Thank you very much.
Scott:I'm not doing two, but if anybody doesn't remember was because I said kirk cousins would not be on the open day roster with atlanta. I will take a shot, but anyhow, get us out of here.
Graham:Uh, damn, I thought I'd get you do too. Scott, always a pleasure. Love doing the podcast with you and, as the best homie always says, buh-bye, good night friends.
Scott:Good night kelsey. How that bitch slap. Good night friends. Good night Kelsey. How'd that bitch slap feel from my boy, Tierra Tart? You're welcome, Get the F out of here. Oh sorry, Did I say Travis Kelsey, I meant to say Travis Swift.
Graham:Booba.
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