Bald Guys On The Bench
Episodes
196 episodes
Stanley Cup Bracket Breakdown
Recorded April 17th, 2026Playoff hockey is the only sport that can make you scared to leave the couch to go pee, and we’re leaning into that chaos with our full Stanley Cup playoffs preview. Scott and Graham are joined by TP and longtime...
Rory Repeats At Augusta
Recorded April 12th, 2026Rory McIlroy just went back-to-back at the Masters, and we can’t stop talking about how weird and impressive the path looked. A six-shot lead sounds like a snooze until you remember Augusta National doesn’t care ...
Masters Week Fever
April 7th, 2026Masters Week is here, and we’re running full speed at Augusta vibes. We start with the tradition that might be more exclusive than the tournament itself: the Champions Dinner. Who shows up, what the menu says about the win...
Tiger Woods, Gary Woodland, And March Madness
Recorded March 29th, 2026The sports calendar is doing that thing again where every headline feels bigger because the biggest stages are right around the corner. Masters week is almost here, and we start with that buzz, the Augusta an...
March Madness Rundown
Recorded March 22nd, 2026March Madness doesn’t need constant upsets to be completely unhinged. We’re recording on a Sunday night with the Sweet 16 almost set, and we’re breaking down the games that went from “comfortable favorite” to “wh...
Sports Weekend Whiplash
Recorded March 15ty, 2026The best sports nights don’t let you breathe, and that’s exactly where we start: live World Baseball Classic tension, ninth-inning nerves, and the kind of clutch moments that make you forget you’re supposed to be...
Free Agency Frenzy, Fairways, and Greens
Recorded March 9th, 2026One moment we’re sweating a four-leg golf parlay and debating green speeds, the next we’re watching the NFL legal tampering window blow up the depth charts. That’s the ride: Bay Hill’s chaos, Akshay Bhatia’s ice-c...
Red Silo Cup Weekend
Recorded March 3rd, 2026A toast to friends serving abroad sets the tone for a wild, heartfelt ride through Pittsburgh stories, day-game hockey, golf lore, and NFL cap gymnastics. We swap airport heat and Sheetz being out of gas for Itali...
From Riviera To Rings: Tiger’s Tease, Scheffler’s Surge, And Olympic Hockey Gold
Recorded February 22nd, 2026 Sleep didn’t stand a chance. We crack open a wild sports weekend that starts in the rain at Riviera and ends with a gold medal heart attack on ice, stitching together Scheffler’s freakish consistency, Ti...
No NFL? Fine, We Bet NASCAR And Learned What A “Sand Facial” Is
Recorded Febuary 15th, 2026Miss football? We didn’t have time to sulk. Pebble Beach served a two-act drama: a gentle, gettable opening and a weekend wind that turned every swing into a test of nerve. We ride the full wave—Ricky Fowler tr...
From Waste Management Mayhem To A Defensive Super Bowl
Recorded February 9th, 2026 One weekend, three rollercoasters: golf’s rowdiest stop, a rivalry that refused to breathe, and a Super Bowl that crowned defense without apology. We kick off with the Waste Management Open, where Gotteru...
Sunday Without Football, Sports Chaos, And Torrey Pines
Recorded February 1st, 2026A Sunday without football didn’t slow us down. We open with the NFL’s quiet Pro Bowl shuffle to Tuesday and what it says about attention, betting markets, and fan expectation, then sprint into a packed slate of...
From Golf Records To Snow Games: NFL Chaos, UFC Shifts, And A Super Bowl Set
Recorded January 26th, 2026One weekend, three truths: culture beats stars, precision beats drama, and in January you take the points. We kick off with Indiana’s perfect season and why a roster without five-stars felt inevitable, not magi...
When Calls Decide Careers And Field Goals Save Seasons
Recorded January 19th, 2026A weekend this wild doesn’t need hype—just a rewind button. We watched the national championship while breaking down a divisional round that turned on turnovers, cold-weather game plans, and one overtime call t...
When Hope Meets Reality: What Wildcard Weekend Really Told Us
Recorded January 13th, 2026 Hearts pounded, beers cracked, and the script got shredded. We dive straight into Wildcard Weekend’s chaos: Chicago’s fourth-quarter eruption under Ben Johnson, Matthew Stafford dragging the Rams to a win...
From Black Monday Shocks To Playoff Chaos: NFL And College Football Collide
Recorded January 5th, 2026A team went an entire NFL season without a single interception, and somehow that wasn’t the wildest storyline we unpack. We kick off 2026 by tearing through the most chaotic stretch of football in years: Black M...
Special Guest: Taylor Heinicke
December 15th, 2025Beer cracked, mics hot, and Taylor Heinicke is here for the hang you didn’t know you needed. We go deep on the two obsessions fueling his off‑field life—dialing a golf swing toward consistency and staying mentally shar...
Fourth Quarter Chaos And Holiday Cheer
Recorded December 21st, 2025One play can change a season—and this week, we saw dozens. We kick off with holiday vibes and then dive headfirst into the wildest swings of Week 16: Rams-Seahawks flipped from a stalemate to a shootout, punct...
Rivers Returns, Chiefs Fall, Chaos Reigns
Recorded December 14th, 2025A 44-year-old quarterback doesn’t just stroll back into the NFL and steady a two-minute drill in Seattle… unless his name is Philip Rivers. We unpack the most cinematic moment of Week 15, from Rivers’ reunion ...
College Playoff Chaos And Week 14 Whiplash
Recorded December 7th, 2025 Playoff crowns fell, rankings scrambled, and the sport felt brand new again. We dive straight into the chaos: Texas Tech’s Big 12 breakthrough, Alabama undercutting Georgia’s aura, and Indiana turning a “...
Holiday Hangovers And Football Chaos
Recorded December 2nd, 2025Holiday cheer gave way to gridiron chaos, and we dove headfirst into the mayhem. From Thanksgiving upsets that rewired NFL momentum to a college football carousel spinning at portal speed, we unpack what’s real...
From Playoff Hopes To Coaching Blunders: A Candid NFL Week 12 Recap
Recorded November 24th, 2025The scoreboard didn’t tell the full story of Week 12—coaches did. We dive straight into the moments that swung games, from gutsy fourth-down calls that backfired to field goals left on the turf that changed pl...
Saturday To Sunday: Fans, Bets, And Blowups
Recorded November 18th, 2025 A skydiving Navy SEAL dog, a 385-drone halftime show, and 268 texts later, the weekend delivered more storylines than a rivalry week deserves. We start where fans actually live: wall-to-wall games, survi...
Chargers Outmuscle Steelers On Primetime
Recorded November 11th, 2025Two best friends, one primetime gut punch, and a pop pass into the record books. We open with Veterans Day gratitude and a whirlwind of weekend stories—from Buffalo bars pouring Labatt Blue to a chilly 5 a.m. ...